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Hello, here's an .

I mostly post followers-only.

I like women's ice hockey and baseball, though Major League Baseball makes that hard.

I think I'm funnier than I am.

I struggle with anxiety and depression.

Sometimes I post pictures.

I use for this instance.

tips: caption your images if possible. Use capital letters in your hashtags so screen readers can handle them .

Nothing you post on here is truly private.

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It's a shame the Oscars weren't around 105 years ago to reward this cinematic gold

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Who's that just sitting there?

Oh, it's me, putting the cute in executive dysfunction

Misinformation, equinox, even more 

The early celebration honor the ox and horse's contribution to plowing and sowing fields.

The later year occurrence recognizes the animals' assistance in harvesting the produce of those fields.

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Misinformation, equinox 

Equinox, from equine + ox, is a twice-yearly occurrence during which humans commemorate horses and cattle becoming equally important to human society.

"In May 1862 Peirce was court-martialed for presenting pornographic and burlesque shows for the troops and also for incompetency, but was subsequently acquitted."


UK queen reference 

Putting the "inter" in Internet today.

I get that it doesn't mean what it seems to obviously translate to in English but who allowed the humble robin to get the scientific name "Turdus Migratorius"

Thinking about an alternate reality where Michelle Wie and Freddy Adu both achieved the sky-high potential they were marketed with in circa 2005.

Queen, murdle spoiler 

Hm perhaps this is murdle's tribute to the queen?

USA, free home covid tests, 3 states 

So the postal service isn't sending tests anymore, but it appears Minnesota, Washington, and Wisconsin residents can get some free tests through

Here's the Wisconsin Department of Health Services press release about it:

UK politics, the queen 

It's really too bad she won't get a centenary letter from herself.

You might have trouble keeping track of the current date but I recently tried to sign something with a two-digit year starting with zero. :thinkergunsunglasses:

Turns out those are cow emojis, who knew (everyone but me)🐐

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