bois de vache @boisdevache@guineapig.party

It's a shame the Oscars weren't around 105 years ago to reward this cinematic gold

Who's that just sitting there?

Oh, it's me, putting the cute in executive dysfunction

Wikipedia is really out here arbitrarily killing people off...

"Errata: Any individual born before 1904 whose living status remains undetermined should have this category replaced with Category:Year of death missing."

My red cross card says Valued Blood Donor. I'm glad I rank so highly.

420-UWU seems like a very Mastodon license plate

Amazing.

https://www.okayplayer.com/music/tupac-email-iowa-human-services-director-resigns.html/

'Foxhoven, 66, told employees that he had been a huge fan of the hip-hop artist for years. He hosted weekly “Tupac Fridays” to play his music in the office. He traded lyrics with employees and he marked his own 65th birthday with Shakur-themed cookies, including ones decorated with the words “Thug life.”'

https://apnews.com/c7ae931fae0f4bc1a0fe3386e4b5bc38

Oh dear there's a new power couple on the guinea pig adoption leaderboard!!

That little spot on Truffles' dark face! 😍

It's Guinea Pig Appreciation Day! How will you celebrate?

Friends: *sobbing* you can't just call every contemporary singer with vocal fry Billie Eilish

Me, hearing any song: I know this one, it's by Billie Eilish!

The only monarch to whom I will ever swear fealty

I'm the kind of American who switches my digital speedometer to metric to enjoy going 100+ on the highway

Pet peeve: solo podcasts that use "we" or "us" when referring to the show.

Dilemma: it is hot and the fan is blocked by boxes.

Nothing quite like that "where can I find a monkey's paw?" feeling while going through debts before talking to the credit union

Twitter's down, so the war room in the white house must be buzzing trying to fight this attack on dear leader

Whoever invented responsibilities that aren't being lazy and cuddling all day was a real jerk.

"Disturbance expected to become a depression later today..."

Wow, just @ me next time weather service

Tuesday: Like Monday, but with the typical quality of an unsought sequel 😖😴

Are you allowed to use Arch linux if you have flat feet?

It will be not be funny to me that the health insurance and wellness unit here brings donuts and treats at least 3 of every 5 days.

A song for today

Tegan and Sara - Monday Monday Monday
https://open.spotify.com/track/6CGClVaObGgNVnFpieVr9u