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It's a shame the Oscars weren't around 105 years ago to reward this cinematic gold

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Guinea pig, guinea pig
Guinea guinea guinea pig
Guinea pig, guinea pig
Guinea guinea guinea pig bridge!


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I wish there was a button I could push on here to make all the mastofrens happy and see themselves the way I see them 💙

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Updating my post!

I'm a thirty-something he/him human who loves guinea pigs, women's ice hockey, and baseball.

Offline, I'm very much a shy who has trouble reading social cues and deals with anxiety and depression.

Online, I probably reply too much. If I'm annoying or inappropriate, tell me and I'll do better or blocking is always valid.

Follow my piggies @gusgus and @jaq for fun!

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Who's that just sitting there?

Oh, it's me, putting the cute in executive dysfunction

OK not *literally* me because it's from a play review and I would never be on stage but it is how I act 😐

Aaah it's me 😬

"Cardella does a stellar job of capturing the mannerisms, tics and speech patterns of someone who comprehends the world differently. When speaking to other people he looks briefly in their faces and then looks away. When nervous or impatient, he shifts his weight from one foot to the other and sometimes bounces on the balls of his feet. His fingers play with the zipper and drawstring on his jacket, when they aren’t smoothing the bangs that frame his face."

Shoot for the moon and even if you miss an obscure Canadian band might make a song about someone like you several decades later.

Only the lightest drizzle for a few minutes on my walk home, but you better believe I was faster than usual: 3.2 miles in 50 minutes rather than my usual 60.

Gray weather isn't helping my mood though.

Any fountain pen aficionados that can help me identify this and maybe find an ink cartridge that'll fit? It was my grandfather's and it's laid on my desk for months waiting for me to find one. I miss writing with it 😢

It's a Sheaffer pen with a hooded nib. There are tiny letter along the bottom of the cap that say:

It originally had a bladder cartridge but it was so old that the sac started leaking on my shirt shortly after he left it to me.

I would *like* a converter but something else is alright too.

The middle initials of six people on this sample list I pulled spell out PAYPAL and I am more convinced than ever advertising has gone too far.

Haha my work neighbor found the perfect sticker for my work vibe

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a lot of people in my town get car window stickers that take up the entire back window and say stuff like "RIP Bubba 1976-2008" and even though the concept is weird I do always think "Aww man, yeah. Rest in peace Bubba" whenever I see one

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Zelda the guinea pig has the right idea this morning. She's having breakfast in her blanket fort, peeking out to grab a piece of lettuce and then withdrawing under her blanket to eat it

Also, just gonna sneak that in there, huh?

"Founding guitarist and main SM songwriter Greg Camp (Camp is to Smash Mouth what Pete Townshend is to The Who)…"

It's almost Smash Mouth in town weekend! 😛

"For the first time in nearly a decade, all five members of what is widely considered the 'Classic' Smash Mouth lineup have committed themselves to the long term future."

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