bois de vache @boisdevache@guineapig.party
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- Guinea pigs
- Calliope, Clio, Thalia, Kiki
- <3 forever
- Gus Gus, Jaq, Oreo
30-something. He/him human. I like baseball and women's ice hockey. I adore guinea pigs.
Header image by Iva Fany Vyhnánková
Joined Dec 2018
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Hello all, here's a new #introduction from me. I post #GuineaPig pictures.
I also enjoy #baseball and #WomensHockey. I also struggle with mental health as my followers-only audience knows well.
A couple #accessibility tips: caption your images if possible and use capital letters in your hashtags so screen readers can handle them #LikeThis.
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Who's that just sitting there?
Oh, it's me, putting the cute in executive dysfunction
Cursed capitalist phrase
"Dell Technologies Small Business Pod-ference"
Supposedly anyone can request this but somehow I doubt it gets done quickly in most neighborhoods
I can't say I'm surprised but it never occurred to me that if you live in the rich part of town Google will just blur your whole dang house on street view.
Peasants just (barely) get their face obscured.
Is there one of those Named Laws for how there's a point on every Bluetooth volume tuner where it's too quiet but one bump up is too loud?
It's the perfect day for this not kid-safe song
Hard to believe it's already been nearly twenty years since this pinnacle of American culture
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brady_Bunch_in_the_White_House
Oh hey the pitcher everyone hates gave up a home run 
As of now it seems you're not allowed to field the ball in fair territory next to the first base line.
Or, I guess you're not allowed to throw to first. Presumably a tag is allowed.
I think the first base umpire in the Brewers game unilaterally redefined interference.
Genuinely curious about his reasoning.
Food, live & recorded cooking demonstrations
The University of Minnesota's Healthy Foods, Healthy Lives Institute has a webinar series highlighting the culinary expertise of indigenous women. Three of them have happened already and are available as recordings but there are three more upcoming!
@GwenfarsGarden I hadn't looked enough at your avatar to realize it had text until today but I love it! I'm a sucker for puns and wordplay 😁
The program described here seems like an interesting concept for playwrights
https://americanplayers.org/news/shop-talk-artistic-associate-jake-penner-on-creating-the-classics
Chauvin trial verdict
Guilty all counts
Calliope close-up, she is looking into your soul hoping for food #GuineaPig
Thinking about these cuties, roaming the endless hay fields #GuineaPig 
Thinking about replacing the post button on every social media or commenting site with this.
A fun thing about telling the average person some software is open source is that you can tell them the ingredients of toothpaste and the knowledge is just as useful.
Mastodon new user info
You can opt-out of search engine indexing and hide your follows & followers by going to preferences (the gear at top left) > other.
You can also set your posts to automatically delete after some amount of time using this handy tool: https://forget.codl.fr/about/
All that said, nowhere is truly private online so be wise about what you share. Keep in mind, too, that one of many flaws with the decentralized fediverse is other instances may not respect your instance's settings.
- Pronouns
- he/him
- Guinea pigs
- Calliope, Clio, Thalia, Kiki
- <3 forever
- Gus Gus, Jaq, Oreo
30-something. He/him human. I like baseball and women's ice hockey. I adore guinea pigs.
Header image by Iva Fany Vyhnánková
Joined Dec 2018
