bois de vache @boisdevache@guineapig.party
- Pronouns
- he/him
- Languages
- English
- Dewey Decimal Classification
- 636.9359
Thirty-something. He/him human. I like baseball and women's ice hockey. I adore guinea pigs.
Header image by Iva Fany Vyhnánková
Avatar from Alphabear 2
Joined Dec 2018
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Who's that just sitting there?
Oh, it's me, putting the cute in executive dysfunction
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I was previously on octodon.social, then sleeping.town, then playvicious.social, before deciding to start my own instance! If you've followed me through all those moves, I appreciate you so much. :)
I should add that I found those all good places to be in the fediverse so if you are looking for a new instance check them out!
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Hey look, it's another #introduction post!
I'm a thirty-something human (ignore the profile picture) who loves guinea pigs, women's ice hockey, and baseball. I also enjoy #wordplay, especially in music. I'm interested in hearing #disability and #accessibility voices. Offline I'm very much an #introvert but online I probably reply too much. If I'm annoying, tell me and I'll try to get better!
Follow my piggies @gusgus and @jaq for #guineapig fun!
But hey there's pictures of guinea pigs and as long as those show up correctly then who cares about the rest?
Intellectually I know that no one will really care but my low self-esteem and the fact that I follow really talented computery peeps conspire to make me feel like embarrassment is imminent.
I think I've finally got the template of my website how I want it! Now to fill up a few blog posts and then stress for days about exposing my crummy coding work to the world 
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the worst part of being an adult is how like, you definitely grow up to become about 60-70% of an adult, but that last 30% just isn't there, and never will be, it doesn't exist, it was just something adults pretended to have when you were a kid so that you (and they) felt like they were adults
10 hour work day is done 😴
Mental health negative, suicide Show more
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here's the fundamental issue: things are difficult to do
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US politics Show more
I thought this couldn't be less appealing and then I found out tapping Dismiss didn't work.
My morning:
Why is this query taking so long?
*notices I accidentally cross joined a set of 85,000 rows to itself*
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Oh no I forgot how boring work is
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ok I made one of these because despite being thoroughly uninteresting other people here have them and I'm powerless to resist that kind of appeal.
Introvert Doodles with another classic, this time about being an #introvert with #anxiety.
Snow snow snow snow snow snow snow!
For the second time since 2018 it's going to snow! It's almost like the new year reset nature to winter setting!
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White leftists need to read more authors of colour because the amount of people I have seen saying reading Lenin or other white people on imperialism is enough is embarrassing. It doesn’t even cross their minds to listen to us and our lived experiences. Calling urself a leftist and acting like that, lmao
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Uspol, migration crisis Show more
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I have seen this photo before but I love it because this was the way the word was written/said originally.
Sometimes people swap two adjacent sounds in a word. It is a phonological process called metathesis, and it's the same reason some people say "nuclear" as "nucular."
So if you want to give anyone shit about that or call them uneducated or whatever, you have to only say "brid" every time you want to talk about a bird for the rest of your life okay I don't make the rules.
ok I made one of these because despite being thoroughly uninteresting other people here have them and I'm powerless to resist that kind of appeal.
