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Hello all, here's a new from me. I post pictures.

I also enjoy and . I also struggle with mental health as my followers-only audience knows well.

A couple tips: caption your images if possible and use capital letters in your hashtags so screen readers can handle them .

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It's a shame the Oscars weren't around 105 years ago to reward this cinematic gold

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Who's that just sitting there?

Oh, it's me, putting the cute in executive dysfunction

Cursed capitalist phrase 

"Dell Technologies Small Business Pod-ference"

Supposedly anyone can request this but somehow I doubt it gets done quickly in most neighborhoods

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I can't say I'm surprised but it never occurred to me that if you live in the rich part of town Google will just blur your whole dang house on street view.

Peasants just (barely) get their face obscured.

Is there one of those Named Laws for how there's a point on every Bluetooth volume tuner where it's too quiet but one bump up is too loud?

Hard to believe it's already been nearly twenty years since this pinnacle of American culture

Oh hey the pitcher everyone hates gave up a home run :blobparty:

As of now it seems you're not allowed to field the ball in fair territory next to the first base line.

Or, I guess you're not allowed to throw to first. Presumably a tag is allowed.

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I think the first base umpire in the Brewers game unilaterally redefined interference.

Genuinely curious about his reasoning.

Food, live & recorded cooking demonstrations 

The University of Minnesota's Healthy Foods, Healthy Lives Institute has a webinar series highlighting the culinary expertise of indigenous women. Three of them have happened already and are available as recordings but there are three more upcoming!

@GwenfarsGarden I hadn't looked enough at your avatar to realize it had text until today but I love it! I'm a sucker for puns and wordplay 😁

Chauvin trial verdict 

Guilty all counts

Thinking about replacing the post button on every social media or commenting site with this.

A fun thing about telling the average person some software is open source is that you can tell them the ingredients of toothpaste and the knowledge is just as useful.

Mastodon new user info 

You can opt-out of search engine indexing and hide your follows & followers by going to preferences (the gear at top left) > other.

You can also set your posts to automatically delete after some amount of time using this handy tool:

All that said, nowhere is truly private online so be wise about what you share. Keep in mind, too, that one of many flaws with the decentralized fediverse is other instances may not respect your instance's settings.

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